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Fortune Cookie Game

Definitions

	muffintop the apex of the muffin, not pertaining to or relating to the muffin stump the area between the tummy and the breasts that sits atop the waistband of panties that are two sizes too small
	whale tail the rearmost fin of a whale the appearance of the top rear strap of a woman’s thong underwear above the waistline of her pants, shorts, or skirt whenever she sits, or bends over
	headlights a light with a reflector and lens mounted on the front of an automobile, or other vehicle a woman’s breasts, as seen through her shirt, as a result of wearing the wrong bra